hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

eggfart:

realizing you have an assignment due the next day that you did not start

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the-truth-is-somewhere:

loungezombie:

singingtowers:

SORRY

I KNEW WHAT IT WAS BEFORE I HIT PLAY

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE ANNA LOOKS SO HORRIFIED AFTER THAT

Graduation speech

*Points to person*: - Fuck you

*Points to person*: - Fuck you

*Points to person*: - Fuck you

*Points to person*: - Fuck you

*Points to crush*: - Fuck me

*Points to person*: - Fuck you

*Points to person*: - Fuck you

somepretty-things:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

probably

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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radthai:

When your teacher puts their hand on your shoulder
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cashtonhugs:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

Tumblr has always gave the best advice

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!